Story 48. Written by Jim Waitlord

I've been here before. Someone looked just like me, but taller. When I was younger, there was always someone saying, "I know someone who looks exactly like you, only taller." He was only eating salmon trout. We were sitting in the buffet car, him by the window, me next to him. His skin was glowing, perfect, in his early twenties, born on 07/07, the same year as me. This happened last night. I asked him something, but he just left, didn't answer. I got in my car and drove off. The brakes failed, I drove up onto the sidewalk, then went around a roundabout, my younger brother next to me. I was going to pick up my ex-wife; it was 4 o'clock, when she finishes work.

Two isn't prime, it's a pseudo-prime. Because it's divisible and also, two can't be next to each other. Three is obviously prime, so two can't be. And one isn't prime either, theoretically, because one and itself are the same. But these are just assumptions. Thoughts. In reality, there's no such thing as one, two, three, five, right? And even if there were, it wouldn't be different from reality. Everything vibrates in reality. So, numbers must vibrate too, right? So, if one vibrates, then it's at least two, which means it's prime, or rather, pseudo-prime. But then none of the other prime numbers can be prime either, only vibrating primes, because they're certainly divisible by two if they're vibrating. So, the number that comes closest to being prime, although it isn't, is two – the pseudo-prime.

This is proof that reality doesn't exist. It can't exist. Because in reality, there have to be primes. But in this reality where we live, there aren't any. Just like there are existing and non-existing numbers. We add one to one, and we can go to infinity, but there are far more numbers in the set of non-existing numbers. For example: 100884676110000797. Zero manifests itself in two. The Queen is dead; you have nothing to fear. Zero dimension, or a single point, manifests itself in two.

If cats were the size of dogs, humans wouldn't be on this planet anymore.

Old age is like a dying flower, perceiving life from its perspective.

So, what's the deal here?

Basically, the two of us, for two thousand dollars a month and a car, could save this world. Maybe even Erdogan's car.

We could create an empire lasting billions of years. Free people from suffering. Offer happiness. But there isn't a single one of the 8 billion humans who could ensure this for us. Even though we're capable of more than all the politicians, past and present, combined. But humans are so tight-fisted that not one of them is willing to give us even that small amount of money for their future, the planet's future, the future of humanity, i.e., their own children.

Jesus says: "That's the truth today, and it was the truth two thousand years ago, which is me."

It doesn't matter where you're from,

Only where you're going matters,

Our army marches there, on the Milky Way's path.

Politics is also a product of evolution. "Don't leave the beaten path for the untrodden!" All it takes is a little bit of panic-mongering and humans freak out at their own shadow and vote for those who exploit them, but don't kill them, at least not in the short term.

Did I have to end up on the dumbest planet in the universe, with the dumbest species in the dumbest country?

The real issue here isn't about leaving one political party or another, but leaving stupidity, the well-trodden but deadly path. I.e., having politicians lead the planet instead of scientists. I feel like I'm a teacher in a special needs school.

Why not give AI the management of the world and the distribution of resources? How much would our survival rate increase?

A father's nightmare: I looked away for just a moment, and then I couldn't find him anywhere. Later, they said they saw him heading towards the craziest, most dangerous, most primitive part of the zoo. Towards the human's cave.

To be or not to be?

Is it better to exist and only experience the negative than not to exist at all? That is the question. Obviously, it's better. Our senses determine what our brain can perceive and understand about the world. But what's the reality that we can't perceive? Maybe we live in a multi-dimensional world where everything can happen, has happened, and is happening, but we can't be aware of it, unless we are homo multiple. We are. Ask us if you want to know, to see, and guarantee that we can ponder about these things. We will give you some ideas for short videos or comics; if you implement these, do so freely, but if you get money for it, give us a little bit of it for the idea and advertise our site. For example, the background isn't a striped sheet but the name of the page subtly, or the characters' clothes have the name of the site: secretshortstories.com.

Short Story Ideas:

A man orders a pizza. It arrives, but it's burnt to a crisp. He says: "I'm going to fuck with them now, because that's exactly how I like it."

A family orders a fridge online. They deliver it. They unpack it, and there's a picnic cooler inside. They say: "Oh great, that's exactly what we wanted."

A Hungarian man orders a ventilator from the state during COVID. He gets sick. They bring him an anti-snoring device. He says: "Oh great, it won't bother my wife with my death rattle."

Short video/comic ideas. Let's face the facts, the reality, ourselves. One of us doesn't have the expertise, the knowledge, the technical qualifications to do it. The other one has it, although he has started many things, he has never finished anything and never will. So, make our ideas, we only ask in return that you advertise this page. If you were to earn a lot of money, give us some of it.

This isn't a short story, but we have two websites for sale, one is casualtask.com, the other is smokingrehabilitationguesthouse.com. Their price is 100 and 10 million dollars, we're already launching these and their value will soon reach billions of dollars. In addition to the purchase price, we also ask for a one percent share of the net profit. So, on casualtask.com, you can post any casual job and also accept it. The price is determined by supply and demand, i.e. the employer can raise the price until he finds an employee. Obviously, anyone who wants to can do it for free. The site will deduct its own commission and tax, if possible in that country. If this is not possible, the customers declare it themselves, but then the site does not deduct it. This site is available all over the world and covers every single workflow.

Video Ideas:

The politician forgets to turn off the microphone, e.g. Trump honestly talks about wanting to conquer and subjugate the world together with Elon Musk. Viktor Orbán's smokescreens: national consultation, fake income tax refunds for mothers, VAT refunds for vegetables for pensioners, but you need an accountant at a minimum. The Council of Ministers meets, how to promise everything under the sun without actually giving anything, but making it believable. Central Europe's best Göbbelsian propaganda: the country that performed the worst during COVID creates propaganda, declares it a success story as if they had been the best.

The best short story: One of Hitler's speeches so that only the image is visible and below Trump's speech about regaining Panama, conquering Canada, deporting Spanish speakers, migrants, etc.

Think about it, Trump or Putin, even Orbán only have a few years left. What will it be worth to him if he really owns the world? What makes a person happy? In fact, the best things in the world are free.

What is the meaning of life?

Happiness.

When are you happy?

When you're calm, not stressed. Stress is the basis of every disease anyway.

When are you calm?

When you're not thinking.

When are you not thinking?

Weird Dream, VAN